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was weird but it has a meaning just like the rest.
A Couple lived near the ocean and used to walk the beach a lot. One
summer
they noticed a girl who was at the beach almost every day. She wasn't
unusual,
nor
was the travel bag she carried, except for one thing; she would
approach
people who were sitting on the beach, glance around furtively, then
speak to
them.
Generally, the people would respond negatively and she would wander
off. But
occasionally someone would nod and there would be a quick exchange of
money
and
something she carried in her bag.
The couple assumed that she was selling drugs and debated calling the
cops,
but since they didn't know for sure, they just continued to watch her.
After a couple of weeks the wife said, 'Honey, have you ever noticed
that
she only goes up to people with boom boxes and other electronic
devices?'
He hadn't -- and said so.
Then she said, 'Tomorrow I want you to get a towel and our big radio
and go
lie out on the beach. Then we can find out what she's really doing..'
Well, the plan went off without a hitch and the wife was almost
hopping up &
down with anticipation when she saw the girl talk to her husband and
then
leave.
The man then walked up the beach and met his wife at the road.
'Well, Is she selling drugs?' she asked excitedly.
'No, she's not,' he said, enjoying this probably more than he should
have.
'Well, what is it then? What does she do?' his wife fairly shrieked.
The man grinned and said, 'She's a battery salesperson.'
'Batteries?' cried the wife.
'Yes ....' he replied -
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Are you ready for this!!!!!
'She sells C cells by the seashore'
omfg! no no no! that was dreadful! hehehe
roflmao, taht was extremely ... lame but i loved it nonetheless, rofl